Tuesday, March 6, 2007

clinton for president

Hillary Rodham Clinton was born on or about October 26, 1947 in or around Chicago (Illinois). She earned a law degree in 1973 from Yale, where she met Bill Clinton. Each were admitted to Yale on their own merits. They married in 1975 and have one daughter, Chelsea that they know of.


Hillary Clinton took an active role in her husband’s gubernatorial and presidential campaigns. As first lady, she spearheaded an ambitious plan to overhaul the nation’s health care system. The health care system still sucks big time but it was a nice try nevertheless. She wanted to do something meaningful as first lady. "Not that silly roadside billboard beautification stuff that Lady Bird Johnson was always bitching about", says Clinton.


Hillary has authored two books, It Takes a Village and Living History. In 2000, she became the first female Senator from New York. New York has had a great number of male senators, however. Ms. Clinton is referred to as the junior senator but she has asked Senator Schumer if, during the campaign, she could perhaps call herself the senior senator because it sounds so much better. Schumer said his staff would get back to her on that.

Senator Clinton likes New York City and says it's a nice place to visit but she wouldn't want to live there. "People are so rude" she claims.

Ms. Clinton is the ony first lady to be elected to public office. Martha Washington (our first first lady) did run for Georgetown City Council in 1798 but lost in a tight race, blaming her defeat on "hanging chads and a vast right wing conspiracy."

Ms. Clinton is currently running for president of the United States. If she wins, she will not have a hard act to follow.

Being married to a former president has it's advantages but if she becomes president, Hillary says she and she alone will make the important decisions. "I wear the pantsuits in this family." she claims.

Ms. Clinton is spearheading a campaign to replace national presidential elections with a system similar to the paper-rock-scissors game. She is still working out the details.

According to Clinton, if elected, her first act as president will be to re-appoint Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General. Her only regret in life is that she hired Michael Vick to take care of her pet shnauzer while on vacation last month. Ms. Clinton denies that if nominated, Ann Coulter will be her running mate. Clinton says Dick Cheney also asked if he could take a shot at it.

In 2000, the "people" wanted a Washington "outsider"... So much for that...we rest our case.


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31 comments:

Kirby Ralston said...

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Anonymous said...
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N. Boyd said...

Hillary,
I loved your husband as President and I want to vote for you too! A BIG BUT...if you don't give up on supporting illegal aliens, you are going to lose this election. Can't you see that the middle class can't stand to pay benefits for these illegal aliens! We are being taxed to death and can hardly live these days. CARE ABOUT AMERICANS. I think most Americans don't have any bias about Mexicans coming to America if they come LEGALLY. Why is it fair to give Mexicans free medical, schools, benefits from social security to receiving benefits Americans can't even get. I heard Oklahoma just passed a law to get rid of the illegal aliens. I hope every state in our nation copies them. I live in Texas and it is turning into little Mexico. My car was recently hit by an illegal alien and she totaled my car. HER LICENSE, ADDRESS & INSURANCE WAS ALL BOGUS. GUESS WHO GOT TO PAY? People are getting hurt and even killed by some of these illegal aliens that are coming here. Where are my American rights? Why don't you care about us? I think you are one lady that has a REAL CHANCE OF WINNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WHICH I DIDN'T THINK POSSIBLE FOR A LADY. PLEASE, PLEASE, TURN THIS THING AROUND OR YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE THE PRIMARY!!!! I WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU, BUT I WON'T IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP THE ILLEGAL ALIEN ISSUE. LET THEM COME IN LEGALLY, JUST LIKE OTHER PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. ITS NOT FAIR TO THEM EITHER! REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS ALIKE ARE SICK TO DEATH ABOUT GIVING THE ILLEGAL ALIENS A FREE RIDE. Senator Clinton, you can do this, but open your eyes.
N. Boyd-Fort Worth, TX

Anonymous said...

Se plaid the gender card

Pete Julia said...

this for hillary: since we cant pray nor manufacture water, we can bring it to us by digging two or three canals accross the us from sea to sea. all communities can then tap into them for their water needs by means of desalination plants.
It is a gargantuan and very costly undertaking, but is the only thing left for the future of the us, unless we start to kill people to bring the population to a manageable level.
It will also provide cheap water transportation making the Panama canal obsolete to us as well as recreation and irrigation, and many more benefits. ( cant write no more, im disabled)

tamer said...

Look around, do you think we have a better leader than her?

Hillary has the means and methods to carry on the legned her husband had left. Just to name one, the suprplus of 350 Billions that he managed to leave, before stepping out of his office. H Hope, I Intellecutal, L Leadership, L Literate, A Assess, R Real, and last but not least Y Yours.

Think, that's why humans were given the gift of thoughts. If anyone can get me connected to be invloved in this womans campagin, let me know. Peace.

Tamer

tamertemoo@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

It is not about genre it is about experience

Anonymous said...

I'm so confused as how so many people are so feverishly excited about Hilary Clinton as president. While I understand that she says all the right things, and has all the right issues in her campaign to make me think, "Why not?" But all I know about her is her road to the white house. Do some research, some may say, or maybe learn about where she's been? I have, to an extent, learned more about her, but all she has ever done since being first lady has been to get back to the white house. Her role as a senator, her campaign, everything she does seems to be by the book of trying to win an election. Generation Y seems to be a bigger voting pool than thought? Well, throw a younger crowd behind her and maybe we'll think she has been thinking about us the entire time. Feminists are giving her slack? Lets remind them of how she reacted to her husband's infidelity. Family groups question her same ideal? Then lets remember that she has always supported her husband. She seems so fake it hurts. I don't feel like a genuine statement has every come from her lips, since her fight for health care as first lady. She is another politican to me.

Cynthia said...

after her and Bill's incredibly sleazy, nasty campaigning in Florida and S.C., i have decided to support Obama, who at is just as well qualified and has remained professional and civil. How disappointing that the Clintons have placed personal ambition over the overall good. If her behavior causes a democratic loss in '08, I think I'll just give up on poltics all together!

Anonymous said...

I continually get emails from Obama asking for support and money. Hillary Clinton has in my opinion run a fairer campaign than Obama deserves as she is not be allowed to get the delegates that the PEOPLE want. Is the presidential race fixed so that Obama will win?? Hillary you are my candidate and if Obama who is NOT being totally honest with the American people wins the Republicans know they can bet him why else would they be so busy attacking you. PLEASE try to find a way to get the votes that the people in Florida want you to have. This race is Fixed and you have my hopes that the Democratic party will stop working to help get a Republican in the
White House.

Dave said...

Mrs Clinton; I'm a retired auto-worker, thanks to ur husband i have a great retirement, and i would love to try to pay him back. so if i can do anything to help you , let me know. Dave B @bootybinder11@aol.com

Anonymous said...

wheter you like it or not she will win. Save your tears for Nov after the big victory.Go girl. Men are fools including me.

Anonymous said...

wheter you like it or not she will win. Save your tears for Nov after the big victory.Go girl. Men are fools including me.

Anonymous said...

Sean / Irish American

Looking at the trends it hard to imagine Hillary not being president and certainly if it comes to it I dearly like John as an alternative in these final days even if it crosses party lines. Both stand for and have proven honest to GOD stedfast values. I wish them bot well and will vote in the above order. Meanwhile thank you George bush for being a stedfast and consistent tower of strenght for all world wide. GODs bless to all. especialy to you Hillary., Sec. Rice I hope you will vote for the best of the best above as I beleive you would be a great present if you were to run.

I think its time for our company to add some links to the above great people from our main web site.

Sean
Oversees but now willing to help as our good frend John Edwards stop running. I miss his daily e mails.

easy to contact me if I can help.
just leave a message here.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mrs. Clinton,
I am a nurse for the state of Tennessee. I have worked hard for the LI. I recieved I do privte duty nursing. Alot of what I have read on this about illeagal aliens is true in our state. I have watched our citizens in Tennesee be shuffled out of Tenn Care we give them illegal aliens food stamps, free health insurance, and if they get pregnant we pay for the child and mothers hospital bills but we Tennesseans don't stop there we have WIC for the mother and child then we have free interpertaters when they drive without drivers LI and without insurance.You would be appualled in our health care for our citizens I also worked in the VA nursing home.Our citizens deserve more than illeagal alliens. I work hard for my pay. If you would tell the American Women we deserve the same respect that men do. If you can tell us the American Women that you will give us the same pay for the work that we do I believe you won't have a problem winning this election. Also another hint would be to tell the Americans we need our pride back, Bush and his speechs, has me ashamed. He is a terrible speaker. My grandma, only thing was to live long enough to see a woman president before she died, unfortunatelly she died. My daughter and I are showing and telling others that we support you. You can get those mens votes through the women in thier lives.
Thank You from a nurse in Tennessee

tjay2988 said...

to Campaignadv@yahoo.com:
I cannot believe you would use this site to sell something for your own self gain. I think your post should be deleted.

tjay2988 said...

we can bring it to us by digging two or three canals across the us from sea to sea. all communities can then tap into them for their water needs by means of desalination plants.
I have suggested this concept for over 30 years. during this time of heavy snow, ship it to the drought area

Anonymous said...

Hilary Clinton is a better candidate and should win. I think she should focus on telling public what she will do during her first term - be very specific like Obama - stressing medicare, economy and jobs. She should speak with passion like President Clinton used to speak. She should stop saying negative things about Obama instead she should speak positive things about her.

I am sure she can still win.

Ravi Kapoor

Anonymous said...

I know how hillary can get elected. She has fallen into the same old issues as history repeats itself again. Issues are many and alot of work needs to be done. Fuel is an issue. Whats wrong with blue collar sundays again in which nothing is open on sundays, no malls, no stores, nothing, just sit home and grill and spend time with the kids, watch movies maybe hillary can slow down america and save fuel. whats wrong with scheduling 4 no fly days per year, a huge savings in the fuel issue. How about 3 sundays per year with no tractor trailers days ? im seeing savings here and the american family strenghthens with more home time. maybe this country is going to fast for kids. anyway the people need to know and hear her plan and instead she keeps fallen into the same old political mumbo jumbo like the economy and other less important issues. obama cant restore americana........

Anonymous said...

Hillary, If you would just run a clean campaign. That is what Americans want that is the change we are talking about.We are tired of all the dirt and lies. WE JUST WANT THE TRUTH. you just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

The ad is to stress American needs a president on day 1 is not strong enough because of lack of info.

We should emphasize that our country is in wrong track (80% people believe that) and has too many problems and we need to correct them ASAP. Give some statistic or poll survey. Also not easy to fix right away but need to start ASAP, sooner is much better to show that Mrs. Clinton should be a better one.

Thank you.

Lam Dang

Anonymous said...

Why don't you emphesize that Oboma
does not have them same values that we do. He will not salute the flag. He dosen't believe in GOD. You need to uncover some of his book. I'm really unhappy with
this whole race and you got my vote and I am a republican.

Anonymous said...

senator clinton--friends of h.r.c arizona all fell you should run a message of your polices,and not turn this in to a mud fight,and below the belt shots,its turning us all off big time we fell in 2008 you can not and will not win doing that he will bay far outclass you and you will under class yourself. thank you good luck J.W. AZ

Anonymous said...

Please stop the bickering with Senator Barak Obama and concentrate on working together or you are going to beat yourselves. People are tired of the in-house arguing! I am a democrat and hope both of you can figure out a way to take this country into the future in a secure way but I am seriously considering not voting due to the arguing, etc. It is very important to work in harmony to beat Senator McCain. I believe both of you-no matter who is listed first, can work together and get this country out of the present state it is in!

moondancer said...

I wish you'd pass a message on to Hillary. Since you've lost the unlosable race, thanks for destroying the party too.
Please join Lieberman and get the F**k out of the Democratic Party.

Anonymous said...

my anger is really up I am a senior white and well over 21 Ther is no way I would vote for mrs.clinton because she plays really dirty and like a child if things don't go her way she will make difficult on everyone just because it was expected to be sewes up very easily the clintons will make it very hard on everyone who does not agree with them I am a republican turned independent and senator clinton is exactly why I will not vote for a woman

Ojo de Acrilico said...

I would like to see Senator Clinton as President and I would like to ask: Why do we penalize small and medium sized businesses who hire undocumented workers and do not penalize big corporations that are contracting employees outside this country(India-Pakistan-Comunist China. etc.)instead of keeping all these jobs over here..? The 80 million plus small businesses will loose everything. In the meantime Big Corporations are making billions paying sometimes .10 cents an hour in India...What good is this doing to our country...? This is good only for those executives who are earning millions of dollars. With all due respect, I would like to ask, how can Senator Clinton make good on campaign promises when there will be so much congressional opposition.

shirley kittrell said...

I am begging that neither of the
democratic candidates make a trip
to Iraq..just because the lowlives
of the other party try to shame
you into it....anything can happen, and then we would be back
to what we have now....please

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton receive more votes than any other presidential canidate. The Delegates and Super Delegates put Obama in the lead.
What are the Delegates and Super Delegates and WHY do they get to decide who our nominee will be? Each and every person who went to the polls and voted for Hillary should write her name in as our next president. The men and women we have put into office to speeak for us are NOT representing or speaking for us. LET OUR VOICE BE HEARD!!!! Write in Hillary in November. Let's not let a few make a choice for the majority of Americans. That is whats wrong with our wonderful country now. We have done the bidding of one man. Let's STOP doing it now. WRITE IN HILLARY AS OUR CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE MAJORITY not just THE few. SPEAK OUT LOUD AND CLEAR...

Anonymous said...

Dont give up even if you have to
run on an independent ticket. You are our only hope

June 4,2008

Anonymous said...

I do not understand why Hillary supporters are so bitter, I mean if you are a serious voter you should pay attention to your candidates stand on the core issues; no not that she is a female making history or that he is a black man (he is as much white as he is black by the way).
If you truly paid attention to what the candidates are saying, what you would do is vote for the candidate whose stance best resembles your original choice, if you decide to throw your all important vote away, then you never really paid attention to the issues and should educate yourself a little more. The differences between John McCain and both democratic hopefuls are like night and day, so I do not see how after Hillary lost, her camp is rallying behind McCain. I vote issues, and I must honestly say of the 2 candidates currently running for office, the one I tend to agree with the most is Barack Hussein Obama. That is not saying I have anything against McCain, because to me politics is not about making best friends but should be about the one who can steer this country in (what I believe is) the right direction. That is why I have the right to vote, to express my desire that the next person in office will not run me ragged as the current administration has; so I can travel abroad without hearing a whole bunch of anti American sentiments.
If you vote for someone who does not mirror what you believe, you have no one else but yourself to blame if the country takes a path that you are not in agreement with, so while you line up to pay for your $15 gas, think back to when you wanted to vote on principle, rather than the issues, think back to when you where bitter because you felt that Hillary was not treated fairly (when we know that both camps slung mud). Take heed, vote along the issues you hold dearest to your heart so you can hold your head high regardless of the result of the election, or do not and let some deep seeded (or planted) doubt cloud your mind/heart on what is really going on in this country these days, let it not be said that you where not warned.
P.S. All politicians are inherently lairs, it is what they are paid to do, they pander, if they did not they would not get elected; you have to pray and hope that of the choices you have, one most closely resembles what you would do if in office, my two cents.