LETS ELECT AN ADULT...HRC FOR PRESIDENT

TRUMP BLAMES HAIRPIECE FOR DAVID DUKE MIX-UP
-Correction, that should be earpiece

TRUMP FINALLY DISAVOWS TWO GROUPS
-Announces he won't have anything to do with NAACP or the Anti Defamation League

TRUMP WON'T REVEAL PERSONAL TAX DATA
-claims only "losers" file tax returns

TRUMP SAYS CRUZ IS INFANTILE
-Cruz got upset and cried so hard he spit up.

TRUMP SAYS HE WILL TAKE EVERY STATE ON SUPER TUESDAY
-Claims eminent domain.

HEADLINES FOR FEB 19TH 2016

TED CRUZ PHOTOSHOPS PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP
-If you look really close, you can tell it's not Trump because there is a brain inside the skull

JEB SHEDS GLASSES IN FAVOR OF CONTACTS
-Reason?...Glasses made Jeb look to smart to be a Bush.

HILLARY WON'T TAKE THE CARTER PLEDGE TO "NEVER LIE TO THE PUBLIC"
-Consensus view? This country would take a lying Clinton over an honest Carter any day!

HEADLINES FOR 2/18/16

POPE BLASTS TRUMP FOR BEING "UN-CHRISTIAN"...BERNIE SANDERS MAY BE NEXT!

TRUMP ASKS "WHAT DOES POPE KNOW ABOUT CHRISTIANITY? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? THE POPE?" TRUMP ASKES FOR HIS "POPE CERTIFICATE"

TRUMP CALLS POPE A "WEENIE." "I'M BEATING HIM IN THE POLLS," CLAIMS TRUMP.

HEADLINES FOR FEB 17TH

Trump and Cruz call each other liars. For once, we can believe what they both say.

Rubio says he will be the next president, will be the next president, will be the next presidnet, will be the next president, will be the next president, will be the next president.