Friday, April 22, 2016

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Hillary, Donald and Cruz...The good, the bad and the ugly.
BOTH HILLARY AND BERNIE ARE NEW YORKERS!!
-It's just that Bernie opted to leave New York and Hillary opted to actually live there...Just sayin'

Monday, April 18, 2016

With friends like Bernie, who needs Hamas?
OK, that's just mean. How about: With enemies like Hamas, who needs Bernie?
OK, OK...lets settle on: Hillary will probably be better for Israel.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

BERNIE VISITS THE POPE
-asks permission to eat meat on Friday.
TRUMP MAKES UP WITH MEGYN KELLY
-admits she is not quite as big a bimbo as he first thought

Monday, April 4, 2016

TRUMP SAYS WE WILL BE HIT BY MAJOR RECESSION AND HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US!!
- Also claims earth will be hit by an asteroid and only he can prevent this.
-Trump disputes Smokey the Bear's claim that only YOU can prevent forsest fires. "Only I can prevent forest fires," says Trump.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

TRUMP ASKED ABOUT WISCONSIN POLLS SAYING HE IS BEHIND THERE
--Trump responds: "What do the Poles know? They are losers. They are a joke."
TRUMP NOW SAYS WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR HAVING AN ABORTION
-claims that he wouldn't be surprised, however, if (wink wink) they were to be stoned to death.

Monday, March 21, 2016

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Friday, March 18, 2016

AMERICANS ARE ANGRY AND FED UP WITH WASHINGTON
-ya, right.
If they're so fed up, they should have been fed up in 2008 when, after 8 years of GWB, we had failing banks, failing auto companies, loss of 800,000 jobs per month, unemployment more than double it's current rate, far fewer people with health insurance than we do now and the sense of impending doom.

Since then, banks are stronger, auto companies are thriving, we are adding hundreds of thousands of jobs per month, an unemployment rate that is historically low and falling , a stock market that almost tripled and 19 million more people with health insurance.

Yes, a good stock market doesn't seem like it helps the average person but it does reflect a heathier economy which is good for everyone (sorry to be a little "trickle downish" but there is at least a bit of truth to that concept.)

People are "fed up and angry" to at least some extent because they are told they are!!

Unemployment is 4.9% but doubters says there are millions of underemployed. OK, how many were "underemployed" when unemployment was at 9%?

The economy is "lousy." OK, how lousy was it 2008? Many were fearful of a total economic collapse!

Lets see things as they really are. Fix what's broken and appreciate how far we've come in the past 7 years.

So there!




Thursday, March 3, 2016

"Donold Trumppe iz the graytist"
-or so writes a Trump University graduate
ROMNEY CLAIMS TRUMP NOT GOOD AT BUSINESS
-only in giving us the business
Let's pray that Donald Trump does not find out that Mitt Romney's lovely and courageous wife has a neurological disease! He will have a field day!

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

TRUMP APOLOGIZES FOR NOT KNOWING QUOTE WAS MUSSOLINI'S
-"Thought is was from Joseph Stalin" says Donald

Monday, February 29, 2016

LETS ELECT AN ADULT...HRC FOR PRESIDENT
TRUMP BLAMES HAIRPIECE FOR DAVID DUKE MIX-UP
-Correction, that should be earpiece
TRUMP FINALLY DISAVOWS TWO GROUPS
-Announces he won't have anything to do with NAACP or the Anti Defamation League

Thursday, February 25, 2016

TRUMP WON'T REVEAL PERSONAL TAX DATA
-claims only "losers" file tax returns

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

TRUMP SAYS CRUZ IS INFANTILE
-Cruz got upset and cried so hard he spit up.

TRUMP SAYS HE WILL TAKE EVERY STATE ON SUPER TUESDAY
-Claims eminent domain.

Friday, February 19, 2016

HEADLINES FOR FEB 19TH 2016

TED CRUZ PHOTOSHOPS PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP
-If you look really close, you can tell it's not Trump because there is a brain inside the skull

JEB SHEDS GLASSES IN FAVOR OF CONTACTS
-Reason?...Glasses made Jeb look to smart to be a Bush.

HILLARY WON'T TAKE THE CARTER PLEDGE TO "NEVER LIE TO THE PUBLIC"
-Consensus view? This country would take a lying Clinton over an honest Carter any day!

Thursday, February 18, 2016

HEADLINES FOR 2/18/16

POPE BLASTS TRUMP FOR BEING "UN-CHRISTIAN"...BERNIE SANDERS MAY BE NEXT!

TRUMP ASKS "WHAT DOES POPE KNOW ABOUT CHRISTIANITY? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? THE POPE?" TRUMP ASKES FOR HIS "POPE CERTIFICATE"

TRUMP CALLS POPE A "WEENIE." "I'M BEATING HIM IN THE POLLS," CLAIMS TRUMP.




Wednesday, February 17, 2016

HEADLINES FOR FEB 17TH

Trump and Cruz call each other liars. For once, we can believe what they both say.

Rubio says he will be the next president, will be the next president, will be the next presidnet, will be the next president, will be the next president, will be the next president.