HEADLINES FOR FEB 19TH 2016

TED CRUZ PHOTOSHOPS PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP
-If you look really close, you can tell it's not Trump because there is a brain inside the skull

JEB SHEDS GLASSES IN FAVOR OF CONTACTS
-Reason?...Glasses made Jeb look to smart to be a Bush.

HILLARY WON'T TAKE THE CARTER PLEDGE TO "NEVER LIE TO THE PUBLIC"
-Consensus view? This country would take a lying Clinton over an honest Carter any day!