LETS ELECT AN ADULT...HRC FOR PRESIDENT

TRUMP BLAMES HAIRPIECE FOR DAVID DUKE MIX-UP
-Correction, that should be earpiece

TRUMP FINALLY DISAVOWS TWO GROUPS
-Announces he won't have anything to do with NAACP or the Anti Defamation League

TRUMP WON'T REVEAL PERSONAL TAX DATA
-claims only "losers" file tax returns

TRUMP SAYS CRUZ IS INFANTILE
-Cruz got upset and cried so hard he spit up.

TRUMP SAYS HE WILL TAKE EVERY STATE ON SUPER TUESDAY
-Claims eminent domain.

HEADLINES FOR FEB 19TH 2016

TED CRUZ PHOTOSHOPS PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP
-If you look really close, you can tell it's not Trump because there is a brain inside the skull

JEB SHEDS GLASSES IN FAVOR OF CONTACTS
-Reason?...Glasses made Jeb look to smart to be a Bush.

HILLARY WON'T TAKE THE CARTER PLEDGE TO "NEVER LIE TO THE PUBLIC"
-Consensus view? This country would take a lying Clinton over an honest Carter any day!

HEADLINES FOR 2/18/16

POPE BLASTS TRUMP FOR BEING "UN-CHRISTIAN"...BERNIE SANDERS MAY BE NEXT!

TRUMP ASKS "WHAT DOES POPE KNOW ABOUT CHRISTIANITY? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? THE POPE?" TRUMP ASKES FOR HIS "POPE CERTIFICATE"

TRUMP CALLS POPE A "WEENIE." "I'M BEATING HIM IN THE POLLS," CLAIMS TRUMP.